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Bloomberg: “I Have Earned My Place In Heaven”

by Robert W. Hunnicutt   |  April 16th, 2014 31

Former New York mayor and billionaire bully Michael Bloomberg told the New York Times he expects to breeze past the velvet ropes at the Pearly Gates:

“I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.”

As it’s probably been many years since the Big Gulp-hating plutocrat had to wait in line for anything, it’s probably inevitable he would think he can give old St. Peter a wave and bypass the take-a-number machine at the entrance door of the afterlife.

The moneybags mayor’s detour into eschatology accompanied his announcement that he is putting up $50 million to promote gun control. The Times reported that Bloomberg plans to plow his millions into building up field operations to combat the NRA.

“They say, ‘We don’t care. We’re going to go after you,'” he said of the N.R.A. “If you don’t vote with us we’re going to go after your kids and your grandkids and your great-grandkids. And we’re never going to stop.”

He added: “We’ve got to make them afraid of us.”

I think we all knew this day would come once Bloomberg relinquished his dictatorship over the nation’s largest city. A billionaire with time on his hands can get into a lot of mischief. The Times reported that Bloomberg seemed blissfully unaware that his megabucks and crusades against soft drinks and fried chicken could backfire on him in many precincts of the country outside Gotham:

“I don’t know what your perception is of our reputation, and mine, the name Bloomberg around the country,” he said. But every place he goes, he added, “You’re a rock star. People yelling out of cabs, ‘Hey, way to go!'”

Well, the NRA Annual Meetings are in Indianapolis next week; maybe he should stop by and see how many attaboys he gets there. I’m no theologian, but Bloomberg’s estimate of his chances for eternal bliss reminds me of these two pertinent verses:

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. (Galatians 6:7)

Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. (Matthew 19:24)

  • Heretic2011

    If child molesting priests can get into heaven, then Bloomberg can too. As for me, I’ll pass.

    • Gregory Smith

      No, Bloomberg is doing the work of Satan. Satan supports gun control, he wants to disarm future victims.

      • Freakonomics101

        There’s always IEDs, poison, gasoline/fire, bows, baseball bats, knives and swords!

  • Gregory Smith

    I guess Bloomberg never heard of Luke 22:36 or all those pro-weapons verses in the Old Testament. Including that psalm 144.1 “He trains my hands for war. He prepares my fingers for battle” God I hate Bloomberg, but I know someday he’ll get what he deserves.

    • Freakonomics101

      That loser is going to end up getting assassinated talking about going after peoples children and grand children over their constitutional rights! Anyone ever said that to my face I would gun them down without exception, question or remorse! This guy has a lot of balls saying it to AN ENTIRE NATION! He must truly believe he has a bullet proof face…lol

      • Gregory Smith

        Well, as much as I hate him, I can tell you that political assassinations and even attempted assassinations have led to disastrous results. We got the Brady bill after they shot Reagan, before that we had the gun control act of 1968 thanks to Oswald’s shooting for JFK, and later on, Sirhan’s shooting for RFK. We don’t want our Republicans voting the wrong way because of emotion. This is how we got the Patriot Act after 9/11, the “do something” mentality that leads politicians to do something wrong. On the other hand, if Bloomberg met his maker do to a knife attack, or a bomb, or some kind of crossbow killer, then perhaps they won’t be able to use it against us. I’m just saying, not advocating.

        • Freakonomics101

          Crossbow killer! Best reply I ever read!


        • BillinDetroit

          It would be a tragedy if he were to have a heart attack, fall down some steps, have (oh, the irony!) a falling out with one or more of his bodyguards, or attract the attention of a jihadi.

          Just an absolute tragedy.


            Since he’s a Health Nazi, I would smile if he got lung cancer, or colon cancer since he’s such an ass. I do believe in Karma, he’ll get what he deserves sooner or later. Maybe that private jet of his will experience engine trouble.

  • Ken

    That whole line of bs and he says if?? I know my God. He rose from the dead for us all, only if we believe. No if’s…

  • 2War Abn Vet

    His comment, “…if there is a God”, is an indication that Bloomie may be in for a warmer afterlife than he thinks.

  • angrymike

    He can’t get there soon enough………

  • pro NRA

    As seen for the last 20 years, every time a gun law is past gun sales go up. Gun buy back promotes gun thefts . Gun trafficking mandates overtime for law enforcement . For every gun law made black market value climbs and corrupt people get richer. Just a few weeks ago anti gun California State Sen. LELAND YEE was arrested for firearms trafficking. Bloomberg invested 50 million of his own money, he did not give it away. If he doubles his investment do you think he will be upset . You ever notice how a stupid thief carries a gun and ends up in jail while a smart one has body guards and is never accused of wrong doing as a millionaire. GOD BLESS AMERICA

  • Chris Dotson

    I want to know. When the hell is he going to go. We do not need him here on earth any longer. Cremate him and send him on his way. ASAP. if not sooner.

  • Alan Chwick

    Mr Hunnicutt, as a Jew, Bloomturd doesn’t go through the Pearly Gates.

    • BillinDetroit

      As an individual he, at least theoretically, could (All the apostles were Jews, as was Jesus). However, I am not convinced that anyone can EARN entry into heaven and I don’t think he can bullshit the Almighty out of a key.

  • Fred Davis

    He needs to be extinguished,

  • Freakonomics101

    If this guy thinks disarming the US citizens to leave us defenseless against the Zionist corporate overlords that high jacketed out government is going to get him into heaven he must be insane! Talk about going after peoples children and grand children seems Godly to him he is sorely mistaken! That doesn’t scare people, it makes people shoot you in the face with a 30.06! This clown should be hung from a pole with a sign on his bloating corpse! These lunatics are looking for a fight and they will surely get one. Thank God all the local Sheriffs and police are on the citizens sides too. Assholes like this won’t be happy until there is a high power rifle hanging out every other windowsill waiting for them to drive by! We actually need a thorough purge anyway. No more citizens from foreign nations holding government offices either! Dual agent Israeli/US citizens do not have our best interests in mind I assure you! Just read their “Protocols of the Elders of Zion” and you will see what their plans are for you!

    • Dave Eboch

      I agree and I want to know what really happened on 911. People all over the world are saying that Israel did it. It was brought to my attention that Israel through Larry Silvestein will eventually own The New World Trade Center complex in NYC and Bloomberg control the museum.

      • Freakonomics101

        It’s pretty obvious what truly happened on 9/11. The port authority applied for demolition permits twice prior to Lucky Larry purchasing a 99 year lease on condemned buildings. The aluminum cladding was falling off like skin flakes on someone with an evil case of eczema due to an unforeseen galvanic reaction between the aluminum cladding and the steel frame. That’s why the buildings looked so blotchy from the 100’s of half azzed attempts to repair them over the years. The port authority was turned down due to the asbestos fire retardant that would have cost 1 billion+ to remove prior to the demolition. They were obsolete elephants in a modern world. All the wiring, air handling equipment were well past their prime as well.
        With inside information from Lucky Larrys Cabal he turned 15 million into 7 billion to rebuild not to mention the 8 billion worth of gold that only 120 million of it was recovered from the basement vaults. They even found a dump truck full that got hung up trying to sneak off!
        Then you have the 2.3 trillion reported missing by Rumsfeld just the day before and the Pentagon just happened to get struck by an AGM-186 cruise missile killing the 29 Naval investigators working on the books and their computers. Luckily for the thieves the only other copies of the evidence was stored in building 7 that fell into its foundation out of sympathy for 1 & 2 even though it was a solid 100 yards away and wasn’t struck by a plane! Also the Enron files, Fanny Mae and all the other scams disappeared as well.
        To solve any crime just follow the money! 85% of the offices in DC were filled by dual agent Israeli/US citizens at the time. They also controlled 100% of the global mass media lying propaganda machine and the private federal reserve, world bank and the rest of the financial institutions! They controlled the security at all the sights including all the airports. Suspiciously they had 3 drills regarding hijacked planes to confuse the true Americans running the same day and all the jets were sent off on these treasonous drills. Cheney was even testified against as saying, “Have you heard anything to the contrary?” When asked if the orders still stand as the “Plane” approaching the Pentagon was being called off at 50 miles out, 40, 30, 20, 10! And people wonder why they all purchased a half million acres in Paraguay and other non extradition nations down in South America! Mossad agents were caught with a van full of explosive under the bridge as well and they were released and sent back to the illegal, genocidal, terrorist state of Israel where they went on the talk show circuit as heroes saying they were sent to video tape the “event”! We continue to send 3 billion a year welfare to the 3rd richest nation per capita(3/4’s of the Us foreign aid budget) even after they have attacked us time after time! The USS Liberty was mercilessly machine gunned and bombed by Israeli jets, the men that survived that were lucky!
        It’s not all Jewish people either before you go beating up Jews. It’s the fanatic Zionists that believe just because a fictional book says God promised them Israel and some of their relatives supposedly lived their 5000 years ago they have the right to steal the Palestinians land and continue their genocide! They have the nerve to complain about Hitler making them work in the munitions plants next to every camp meanwhile the genocidal atrocities they perpetrate against the Palestinians make what They went through look like a weekend Boyscout camping trip! The official Red Cross figures state clearly only 245,000 died in the camps total and that included gays, the mentally retarded and gypsies! Why would they want to murder their laborers manufacturing their war goods? The allies bombed the rail lines that supplied food and medicine to the camps a full year prior to liberating them and the Germans were in as bad condition at the camps as the Jews and other prisoners! Gassing someone does not turn them into 80 pound walking skeletons. They have been milking that lie since 1945 screaming antisemite whenever someone mentions the well documented facts! One does have to search deep to find true data as they spent billions of other peoples money to erase the truth from the planet. My father was one of the engineers brought here after the war so I’m privy to the truth with actual 1st person information not many folks have. The Eugenics was the Rockerfeller Cabals brainchild and started here in the US where Hitler picked up the idea from Praising the US program in time magazine! Eugenics was all the rage here. My mother was dragged from a university in Switzerland where she was paired up with my father and relocated to an upper middle case home in West Babylon long Island into one of the Rockerfellers many breeding colonies for super humans to have 5 children.
        To say anyone other then the Zionists and their henchman had anything to do with 9/11 is ridiculous! They were the only ones involved that had full control and secured access to all the crime scenes, they controlled the media to tell their lies over and over to this day causing nearly every half wit that believes physics can be altered to play out the way it did that day! Why were every single video of the event altered and photoshopped? Why was it reported that building 7 had fallen a full 10 minutes before it did with the building still standing in the live shot background behind the talking head liar that read her script too soon? They even had shyster Zionist judges to screw the actual victims out of the victim fund money! No Body, No money and they made sure they packed enough explosives in those building to vaporize every last corpse! Yet the FBI miraculously found 2 passports that survived the inferno and had a full list of the hijackers! Even though the majority of them have been proven to be still alive and well and on the CIA’s payroll at the time! They are all a bunch of demonic snakes and I for one will not lose any sleep when Russia or China finally says enough is enough and slips their Palestinian genocide victims a few nukes to wipe the cesspool of the earth Israel off the planet!
        They are also responsible for dumping 9000+ admitted metric tons of depleted uranium on 3 continents to wipe out their enemies for the next 4.5 billion years s well! Do a google search for depleted uranium babies and you will see their tiniest victims! Complete with their giant extra heads and multiple oozing facial genitals! If there was a God he would never allow such evil!

  • edsilverwing .

    I hope the general public can see through this loser. Problem is money buys elections in this nation, the politician with the deepest pockets wins with more advertising.

  • jib quinn

    Happy to see certified nutcases at the head of the anti constitution movement.
    Not as delusional as Pelosi, but closing the gap.

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  • Cole

    You know who else thinks that? Suicide bombers.

  • 101nomad

    Good news? I won’t see him in hell.

    • BillinDetroit

      All I ask is that wherever the Almighty consigns me, he sends Bloomberg somewhere else. OTOH, I suspect that the only reason you won’t see him in hell is if you aren’t there or if the Lake of Fire really is the final moment for the damned.

  • Cpl.Bulldog

    Hey bloombum ,first thing GOD gave WE THE PEOPLE OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS AND JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE MONEY NOW YOUR ‘ god ‘ I and millions of other patriotic Americans are tired of your communist thinking so go and buy an island if you don’t have one already and run it the way you want , OH by the way the BIBLE states about rich people getting into HEAVEN is like “a camel passing through the eye of a needle” it ain’t going to happen bloomdick !!!!!!!
    PS; if by chance they start taking guns YOU better make sure You have your puppet’s turn in all of theirs!!! EQUAL JUSTICE UNDER THE LAW !!!!

    • name

      we need more phone calling

      it,s not over yet keep calling 1 888 995 2086
      Vitter Amendment to S.187 Would Restrict Birthright Citizenship!

      do pass HR191 and introduced H.R. 131 and combined with an interstate concealed carry reciprocity bill.

      and do pass the Constitutional Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act

      do not pass border bill, H.R.399 without ameneing it first
      do not pass bill is H.R. 224 do not pass H.R. 378 H.R. 378 would make it a crime to own Type III body armor which would be punishable by up to 10 years in prison, American gun owners have had enough! Demand that Congress protect gun owners while traveling interstate! and no more gun control laws we have too many already that are not being enforced !!!enforce the ones we already have !!and no ban on M855 ammunition
      restrict birth right citizenship
      STOP defunding veteran healthcare programs STOP defunding of the Veterans Choice Program!

      and we don’t want the “Waters of the United States” don’t pass this

      and stop automated license plate readers

      and stop Operation Chokepoint

      and no FCC to regulate the Internet the same way that it regulates public utilities under Title II.

      and do not confirm Loretta Lynch pick for attorney general

      ACTION: Contact your Senators and Representative. Ask them to oppose giving unbridled “fast track” authority to Barack Obama.

      what we don’t want is any carbon tax, no fuel taxes raised ,

      and no funding for agenda 21 , and no funding for un small arms treaty

      , and defund the affordablecare act

      and we want to audit the fed

      and no amnesty or work permits for illegal alien law breakers and lock down the boarders,and mandatory use of e-verify and remove the muslem brotherhood from our nation !

      no capitulation we want stellar leadership peroid !

  • Jerry Debrosky

    What type of drug is he on????

  • Jeffrey Smith

    I just wish he would cash in

  • BillinDetroit

    The only way he’s going to get past St. Peter is if he passes judgement at the resurrection. Perhaps he’s unaware that the one unforgivable sin is to deny that God exists.

    To use the word “if” in that sentence is to deny that God exists and declares that, looking inward, Bloomie does not find the Eternal … only doubt.

    If God does not exist, he cannot forgive. And thus unforgiven, Bloomie will not exist, either.

    On the other hand … I wouldn’t be too surprised if someone doesn’t take him up on this and help him to test his theory by arranging an in-person interview. Perhaps Almighty God will make room in his busy schedule to attend to the matter himself.

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